no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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