How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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