Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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