Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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