Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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