She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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