I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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