Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Randomize
