We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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