i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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