I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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