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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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