Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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