Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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