I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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