I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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