Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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