is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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