it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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