David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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