oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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You made out with two different species that night
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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