fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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