I'm lost and stupid without you.
my phone needs a breathalizer
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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