I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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