i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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