Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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