I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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