just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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