Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I am one with the molecules
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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