I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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