I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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