I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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