Slut skills are useful in every country.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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