i think my tv is drunk
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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