Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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