so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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