The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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