mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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