apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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