I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Randomize
