Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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