Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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