remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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