she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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