Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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