You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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