normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i came on her dog
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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