We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
