U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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