so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
How's work?
Spinning.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Sext me about skeletons
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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