It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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