That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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