we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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